User:TheRoyalDukeOfHell

Badabing, let's have some fun. Straight Male Allosexual. Likes writing, cats, and blood. Chronic masochist with an inferiority complex. Do I like people? depends on your definition. My personality changes almost as often as my friends change their sexuality which is a lot. Don't really appreciate that whole thing but it's not my choice to make. Also is it just me or are knives sexy just like people? I'll stop bothering y'all. Oh wait, you went here... stalking, perhaps? Favorite books are Vicious and Six of Crows. Side note: Why does everyone have to be asexual these days?

Got an issue with my about page? Oh boohoo for you, pussy. Would you like me to get you a Kleenex?

Raise a glass to the merry few who bleed.